Pondering a Question
June 8, 2008
The images below are of the front and back of my business card (minus my phone number and address) that just arrived in the mail the other day, and here’s what I’m wondering….am I now an official card-carrying lesbian?
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Posted in So Gay, Word Dribble
June 8th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
mmmm…..I think you’re close. The cards don’t have any power tools on them, and the word lesbian isn’t anywhere to be found. lol. It could be put up to a vote though, I bet you’d be able to convince enough of us to vote you in.
June 8th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Awe, Anita you bet you are a card carrying lesbian! Nice cards by the way.
June 8th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Cristi–> If I’m wearing a tool belt when I hand out the business cards does that up their lesbi-power? Here’s hoping!
Eliz–> Thanks! The cards, like the website were designed by Nicole at Neek Design. I’ve worked with her since 2004 and not only does she do great work but for a straight girl she’s a real sweetheart.
June 8th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Curious……where are you planning on handing these cards out at while wearing a tool belt?
Nice cards Sister.
June 8th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Stephanie–> The question is where would I not wear a tool belt? I mean really. Are you willing to risk being caught empty-handed without your rip claw nail hammer, trigger clamp, and utility knife? “Amateur,” she muttered under her breath.
June 8th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Oh great, another new thing I have to do. First off it took me years to find the official lesbain handbook and now I have to go get cards made so I can be a card carrying lesbian too. Darn this being gay is hard work. (I hope you realize I was just teasing). Great cards by the way.
June 8th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Did you get a toaster oven with an order of 500 or more? LOL.
Like ‘em.
Susan
June 8th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
well, Sisterfriend…. you have developed a code word that is spreading like wild fire…. so yea… so strap on a tool and power up!!! “oh! I shouldn’t have said that!!! shoot… I embarrased my self.” she said with a sheepish smile
June 8th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Deb –> Yes you did and we’ll leave it at that
Susan –> And a DVD set of the first three seasons of Ellen.
Hill–> Well dear, considering you spelled lesbian wrong one of the two times you used it I’d suggest you have a little more studying ahead of you.
It just cracks me up how the silliest posts get the most comments. You girls are my kind of people!
June 8th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
That card won’t get you into heaven.
June 8th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
LOL! Oh my word! Y’all are cracking me up! I love it.
Loaded tool belts, power tools, Ellen and toaster ovens! Add a little Melissa to that and we have oursleves a great lesbian country song!
June 8th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Sane –> You’re right. Jesus already took care of that.
Stephanie –> I could never master that country twang. Could we shoot for rap instead?
June 9th, 2008 at 7:11 am
Well Anita you need to hear Melissa’s new disc…it sure isn’t country. I’m rocker through and through. But as long as it is not rap I’ll listen along.
June 9th, 2008 at 8:37 am
I would have to say that I imagine that you have been one for a very long time now!
June 9th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Rap? Are you serious? I can’t rap!
June 9th, 2008 at 10:21 am
thanks for the laughs ladies.
and great cards Anita, yep it’s official… *grabs crayons and begins to scribble a card to place in wallet* whew… need to be official.
June 9th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Yes Honey,
You are a bonafide card-carrying lesbian.
Love,
D
June 9th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Hoops –> And if anyone would know my love….